Who Built the Pyramid? Royals vs. Laborers
Pharaoh Khufu – IRL is buried in the Great Pyramid of Giza, which archaelogists have determined was built in about 20 years.
What kind of man built the largest, most intimidating architectural protuberance of its time?
Pharaoh Khufu is an insecure nepo-baby who wants to dwarf Pharaoh Daddy’s (his father’s) legacy. Will he learn to become a good and just ruler or will he forever be chasing pyramid size?
The Royals
Pharaoh Khufu – Insecure nepo-baby obsessed with size.
Queen Meritites – #1 OG tradwife seeking better sex life.
Queen Henutsen – Wife #2, the power bottom poison queen gunning for the top.
Sobekhotep – High priest & Khufu’s yes-man; can do magic when gods answer his prayers.
The Laborers
Union Powered By:
Aron – charismatic union leader like Bernie Sanders.
Mimi – Aron’s sister; a Jewish girl ISO chutzpah.
Kek – Anubis fanboi obsessed with death culture.
Other Characters
And So Many More!
The path to building the greatest pyramid ever will lead our crew to meeting the “father of history,” farmers, aliens, Egyptian gods, a Greek god, a lady cult leader, and the monotheistic Yahweh.
