
Welcome to
The Great Pyramid Scheme —
a scripted NSFW [adult-swim]-style podcast
In the Great Pyramid of Giza rests Pharaoh Khufu, a pharaoh long forgotten despite his architectural, monumental, totally-not-compensating-and-pleasingly-erect achievement as the only Wonder of the World that is still standing.
Delivered in two-part episodes on this website and wherever you get your podcasts, join us on this completely inaccurate, historically inspired, pro-union telling of building the pyramid. That is, if they ever finish it.
Each week, the pyramid will fall.


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Episodes will be uploaded to Apple podcasts, Spotify, and right here on our website.

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From our writers room to our voice actors to our post-production team, meet the incredible talent behind this original production!

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“Memo to me: why polygamy? There has to be a reason more wives is good.”
– Pharaoh Khufu
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